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Isaac’s rules about mullets

Here are two very smple questions to ask yourself if you have or are thinking of getting a mullet.

1) Are you David Bowie?
2) Is it 1976?

If the answer to either of these questions is no, then you have no business having one. One thing I can say about Yemen, the incidence of mullets is almost zero here. The men certainly don’t have them, and who can tell if the women do? I saw a tourist with one today (I think she was German) and I was struck at how few I had seen in recent times…

Isaac

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