I’ll have a basic and an advanced class to start out. It turns out that I will be paid by the class, not by the hour. So I’ll essentially get paid $7.50 an hour instead of the $10 I thought Iwas going to get. It’s not really a problem, I don’t know where else I can get paid like that around here. I may teach 3 classes a day instead of the two that I have now when I get back. Right now, I’ll be working from 3 to 6 every day. If I add a class I’ll work from 3 to 7:30 every day. That should give me plenty of money to do what I need to and give me enough time to still do my Arabic. It’ll be nice to have a real schedule, and it’ll be nice to be making money again…
A music challange
OK, since several students have asked me about listening to music, I wondered if I could put together a series of songs that I could use. Songs can be a great way to be introduced to common phrases that do not make literal sense. They can also be helpful in introducing cultural differences, especially when it comes to gender roles. So I went through my collection on my computer looking for decent songs. Here’s the trick, not only to they have to be easy enough to understand, they couldn’t have any swearing or explicit content. Ok, that eliminates a lot of my collection right of the bat… Then there is the problem of dealing with haramm things, this means that there can’t be:
1) Any references to sex at all, explicit or no. If it was obscure enough that even the teachers wouldn’t understand it might be ok…
2) Any references to drug use. If a song was only about the negative consequences it might be ok…
3) Any references to dating or being in a serious relationship outside of marriage.
4) Any bad things said about God or religion.
5) Any overt mentioning of Jesus as God or a savior. This means pretty much any reference to Jesus…
I skimmed through all 15,768 songs on my hard drive and I came up with a list 18 songs long. Here it is:
A Matter of Trust by Billy Joel
Act Naturally by the Beatles
I’ve Just Seen a Face by the Beatles
Yesterday by the Beatles
Stand by your Man by Tammy Wynette
Mr. Pitiful by Otis Redding
We’re not Going to Take it by Twisted Sister
She’s Always a Woman to Me by Billy Joel
Sparrow by Simon and Garfunkel
Three Little Birds by Bob Marley
Thought I knew you by Matthew Sweet
Message in a Bottle by the Police
It’s not for me to Understand by Willie Nelson
Crazy and I Fall to Pieces by Patsy Cline
Spirits in the Material World by the Police
America the Beautiful/This Land is your Land by the Limelighters
Irish Blood, English Heart by Morrissy
I thought about adding “Sound of Da Police” by KRS one, but I thought that he might be a little tough for them to understand. I’m sure that I’ve forgotten a bunch of songs, but it is actually more difficult than you might think to find songs like this. Inevitably, when I found a song without swearing, it was too “opaque” for nonnative speakers. I can rationalize the love/ex-love songs with the idea that it was occuring inside of a marriage. Marriage problems are certainly a common enough thing here for them to identify with them. Similarly, songs about loneliness, longing, and regret are fair game as long as there aren’t any sexual overtones to them. Does anyone out there have any other suggestions?
Today’s oddities
The first class I sat in today did some drills with activities. Among them there were jogging, yoga, dancing, volleyball, and going to see a play. Some of them knew what jogging was, and they all had their own Yemeni version of dancing in mind (which was not pictured in their books), but none of them, including the teacher had any idea about the others. I’ll give the teacher credit, he knew that one “does” yoga instead of playing or practicing it… They then started to talk about an imaginary “International restaurant” and the various types of foods that it offers. The book mentioned Italian, Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican, and even Puerto Rican(!) but once again, none of them really knew what was involved with any of them. The books that they use seem to be noticeably more worldly than the typical Yemeni…
The second class was a little more advanced and was taught by a Russian woman in full nikab. She had an odd accent that was a combo of Russian and Yemeni, but she was completely understandable. They read along with a tape of a ridiculous, by Yemeni standards, conversation of a guy running into a woman on rollarblades and striking up a conversation. That tape was interesting in the fact that they were exposing the students to different accents. They got an Argentinean and an Indian on the tape. It’s good to give them an idea that there are many different accents and they’re all acceptable, there’s no “right” one.
I had another conversation about slang today. A couple of guys stopped me after class and asked about learning slang from me. After I established that they had been listening to hip hop, I cautioned them on the dangers of using slang outside of the culture that creates it. I also told them that it was very easy to accidently offend someone if they didn’t really understand the language well. One of the guys responded, “Yeah, so I guess we shouldn’t use nigger talk…” OK, see, that’s a great example of a problem. I was a little offended, but imagine if he told a black guy that? We do have a black teacher from Canada, I’m glad they asked me that and not him….
About swearing
In the last post, I mentioned some words that, “…only experienced English speakers should use.” I am of the firm belief that every word has its purpose and time to be used. Yes, every word. If you want to express what the word “Fuck” expresses, nothing else will really do, or at least have exactly the same impact. The same goes for all “swear” words. Yes, many of them are incredibly rude, violent, or just disgusting, but if that is what needs to be expressed, those are the words to use. People that don’t have a good grip on the language, or really understand the effect it can have on people tend to misuse and overuse the “bad” words. Every Italian I have met loves to use the word “fuck” all the time. Granted, I’ve met plenty of Americans that do too, but there are various cultural reasons why. The nonnative speakers seem to use it frequently because of its occurrence in movies and music. I think that if I ever have a kid, I will have a strict no swearing policy until they either leave the house or I feel that they really understand the power and impact of language.
Sat in on some classes today
The principle wanted me to sit in on some classes before I started. I got in two today and I’ll do two tomorrow as well. The first one was one of their advanced classes. They were doing pretty well discussing differences between emigration and immigration, dealing with adverbial phrases, etc. The teacher spoke very quickly, I was amazed that they followed him at all. I only heard one outright mistake from him, he referred to a man “being stolen” when he meant that the man was robbed. I decided not to interrupt and correct. No reason to get on the bad side of the teachers on my first day.
My second class was one of the beginning classes. They were actually further along than I imagined they’d be. They were reading out of the book and answering questions. They were also dealing with more complex ideas than I thought they would. They talked about being fired from a job, and they seemed to handle verbs like “to be” and “go” pretty well. I got a laugh out of some of the sentences they were reading out of the book. One woman read “If it is hot today, I will wear a tee shirt,” and another read, “If the weather is nice, I will go to the beach.” Honey, you ain’t going to do either of these things in this country… I also had to laugh when they were reading about superstitions. They learned that it is lucky to find a four leafed clover. I’m not convinced that they (including the teacher) had any idea what clover was, let alone knew what it looked like, 4 leafed or no. I mentioned the tradition of the bride throwing the bouquet. All the girls giggled since I knew about a girls tradition at a wedding. The wedding parties here are strictly segregagted. I managed to catch myself before I mentioned the garter…
I asked the students if they had any questions for me and several had questions about how to study. I told them the best thing to do was to read as much as possible and to practice speaking whenever they could. One guy asked if watching movies was a good way to learn English. I hesitated… Movies can be a good way to hear conversations, but God only knows what they’ll learn. I also wondered what they’d learn about the US watching those things. Then one of them asked about listening to music to learn English. I pretty much told them flat out not to do it. Most of the western music I have heard here has been the likes of 50 cent, P. Diddy, and others in that same vein. Not only are they using “nonstandard” English, there are plenty of words that only an experienced English speaker should be using…. I warned them about using any words they hear in songs, it would be a shame to accidently insult someone or to actually use haraam language…
That class also showed me the real reason I needed to be there, the teacher had the oddest accent. He kept referring to them as “My students,” but he managed to put an “R” into both words. I can’t begin to transliterate, it took me a while to understand what he was saying. He also put an “R” into the word “Good.” The first teacher also had some difficulty pronouncing some words so that I could understand him. I think that both had some sort of version of an Indian accent, but with a heavy Yemeni inflection. I’ll see a couple more teachers tomorrow. I think that there are some with decent accents, the guy that steered me towards this institute has a definite Yemeni accent, but it is not very heavy and no native speaker would have any difficulty understanding him. The principle also has a great accent, somewhere between an English and an American one. We’ll see what tomorrow brings…
It seems to be cooler now than it was a year ago. Last year, I only wore a jacket 2 or 3 times in total. I have already started to wear it regularly. I also have found myself cold at night even with a blanket. I’m not sure if it’s actually colder or if I’ve acclimated to the weather here and become a local. I’m guessing that the temperature drops into the mid 40’s at night. My Brazilian friend Giane once mentioned that the coldest that she had ever been was in Rio despite the fact that she now lives in DC. That was because the houses in Rio were made to be cool and they didn’t have any heating. So when it got a little chilly, it was as cold inside as outside. I think there’s a similar thing going on here. The houses are built to stay cool for a long time. The walls are a foot and a half thick and made of stone or other masonry. During the day, the sun is pretty hot but if you go into the shade you can really feel the difference. I might actually bring back some sweaters from home since all I have is a hooded sweatshirt and a jacket right now. I wonder how I’ll be when I go back home in December!
Oil refining companies
The results are coming in and oil companies are posting lower profits this year than last year. Oil is at an all time high, so how can they have lower profits? it’s pretty simple, oil companies are subject to economic forces. It turns out that supply and demand still hold true, who would have thunk it? The conventional wisdom is that people will pay “anything” for gasoline, so any increase in oil prices are passed along to the consumers in full. If it costs an extra 85 cents per gallon to manufacture the gasoline, they’ll just tack it on the price at the pump and people will buy it. The obvious question is if people would have bought the gasoline for an extra 85 cents a gallon, why didn’t those “greedy” oil companies do it before the costs went up?
Here’s the scoop, gasoline, like any other product, is priced at the highest price it can be and still be sold in the quantities that the company needs. What that price is is determined by the combination of consumer demand and how much product the company has to sell. That’s it, the cost of manufacturing is only tangentially related to the quantity that the company has to sell, but the customers really don’t care what it costs to manufacture. The higher oil prices are cutting into the companies profits because they cannot arbitrarily raise the price to cover expenses (or for any other reason). They have to offer the gasoline at the price that consumers are willing to pay if they want to sell it. So the difference is taken out of the profits in order to keep the price where it needs to be.
The punchline here is that gasoline is just like any other product, as prices go up, people buy less of it. The oil companies can’t get around this, so when faced with rising costs, their profit goes down. They are not magic money making machines, they have to offer a product at the prices that people want in order to make money. Things have been good for them in the recent past, not so good in the more distant past (1980’s-1990’s) and now things are starting to get back to where gasoline is the lower profit margin item that it was before. I’ve written about the demand side of the equation here, one of these days I will put up a simplified version of the supply side of things…
I have a job!
Woot! I went down to the school today and worked out most of the details. I’ll be teaching everyday from 3-6PM. That’ll get me about $600 a month. Doesn’t sound like much (it isn’t really) but it is way above what the average Yemeni can make, even the English teachers. I shouldn’t have any trouble living off of that. I’ll have a maximum of $200 a month in rent (with any luck it’ll actually be $100), and another $200 a month for living expenses, and that’s living well. I could get it down to $100 a month if I made some effort… My Arabic lessons will cost about $600 or 3 months worth, so that works out. Anyway, this is cool because it means that I can stay for another year! I knew going in that getting where I want to be in Arabic in just one year wasn’t going to happen, I’m sure glad that I can do this properly.
If I am able to arrange some private lessons (and that’s a big IF) I could squeeze another c-note or two out a month. That’ll let me travel a little. It only costs $100-$200 to go to places like Ethiopia and Syria. This also means that all of you will have another year of chances to get over here!:-) It’s a cheap vacation and I guarantee that you’ll never forget it…
Roommate goings on
Karl has come back! He’s one of the cooler roommates I’ve had and now he’s back for a second tour. Last night karl, Henry, Michael, Denato, Tami, and I all went out to dinner. Henery is also one of my favorite ex roommates, and Michael is a current and previous favorite. Denato is a current one. All I needed was for Luca and Nollaig to be here and I’d have a collection of all of my favorite roommates. Dinner was fun and when we got back to my (our?) place, I broke out my bottle of cognac and we finished out the night with lot of fun conversation. Denato was sharing some of his cigars, we got several comments to the effect that they had not expected to finish the night in Sana’a with cognac and cigars, but that they were glad that they did.
Michael will be going back home tomorrow (although I might see him sometime in Jan. in the States) and Karl will come back to this building after him. It’s people like this that make me wonder if moving into my own place is a good idea. Luca and Nollaig made me sure that I had made the right decision when I moved in, and I’ve met a handful of other people that I’m glad I’ve met in the meantime. Of course I’ve also had to put up with some not so pleasant people as well. In the end, I think that I will move out, for money reasons if nothing else. I’ve never had my own place before, and the thought of not having to wait to take a shower, wait to do my laundry, or wrestle for space in the kitchen (and deal with other people’s dishes) makes me smile.
I’ll enjoy the company of Karl and Henry until the end of the year, then (In’shalla) I will move out. Karl and Tami will be here for a while. We’ll see what I think of my idea after they leave…
Q’uran tidbit
It turns out that you can’t buy a Q’uran. You can buy a book with the words of the Q’uran in it, but not the Q’uran itself. You see, the Q’uran is the word of God, it is the words. A mushaff is the book that contains the word of God. You can buy that of course… This makes sense from a theological standpoint, but it does make me wonder about the reactions people here have about abusing the mushaff. A little while ago, there was a riot in Shebwah province that started with the rumor that a Frenchman had drop kicked one. There were over 1400 people involved and they did millions of dollars worth of damage including burning a helicopter. it turns out that the drop kicking incident never happened. If the word of God is eternal, and the book itself is a work of humans, then why get so upset when someone does something to the book, like put something else on top of it? Once again, the theory and practice seem to be at odds here, at least as far as I see it…