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odds and ends

Productive day

Not only was today my first day teaching, I got a bunch of other things accomplished as well. I got a new teacher and scheduled a new time for my lessons. This one doesn’t speak any English, it’ll be a challenge but I think that it’ll improve my Arabic. I picked up my ticket to fly home, everything is official now. I’ll leave here 4:50PM on Dec. 13th and I will be at Dullas at 10:10 Dec. 14th. There’s a killer layover in Doha, but my ticket looks mercifully simple. I even got some of my Christmas shopping done, how’s that for early shopping? I just wish that I had more days like that…

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teaching

First day went well

My two classes went pretty well. The students were enthusiastic and they seemed to be eager to participate. I had a few anxious moments during the beginners class, there was an exercise that didn’t seem real obvious to me. I came up with something that the class could do with it, but they didn’t seem to understand what I wanted to do. I just went with whatever they came up with and corrected their usage and pronunciation. Other than that little glitch, it was fairly painless.

We did have a break in each class. I hadn’t expected that since the classes are only 1 1/2 hours long, but they weren’t just to stretch the legs, they had to pray. Never had that issue in any of my classes before… After the second class, the teacher told me that the principle wanted to see me at 8AM the next morning for something. That isn’t going to happen, I’ll call her when I get up around that time. Anyway, as long as she doesn’t throw some sort of weirdness at me I think this will work out just fine.

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Yemen

Cassette decks suck

When I got my books for teaching, I also got a couple of cassettes to go along with the lessons. Wow, I hadn’t really used a cassette deck since the mid 80’s… It is, by far, the most common method of recording and playback here. I think I even saw the same walkman copy that I owned back in ’82 in one of the stores. I went to the Sony store the other day and it was like being in Sam Goodies back in the day, loads of blank cassettes for sale. Anyway, it took me 15 minutes of fast forwarding and rewinding to figure out that I had the wrong cassette for the book. What a pain, give me digital media any day!

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Economics

A good podcast on healthcare

I just listened to the latest podcast from econtalk and it was pretty good. Arnold Kling talks about what is driving the costs in healthcare. By his reckoning, it is primarily due to many more procedures being available these days and because we are very insulated from the actual costs out of pocket, we use too many of them. He talks about various procedures being more cost effective than others and the fact that we have very little incentive to separate the high benefit procedures from the low benefit ones. He, along with many other economists, see the current problem with our health system as being an incentive problem as opposed to a healthcare one. Going to a single payer system would magnify the incentive problem and bureaucrats would make decisions on what procedures to offer in order to keep the costs under control. Kling offers a different alternative, make people bear more of their actual medical bills. In 1960, people paid .50 out of pocket for every dollar they spent on healthcare. Today it is down to about .15 out of every dollar. Doing this would eventually result in lower costs, higher wages, and possibly make more people take care of themselves. Give it a listen, it’s an interesting piece.

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travel

I’m coming home!

Went and booked my flight today. I really, really wish that I had booked it a month ago. The delay cost me another $400 or so. I didn’t want to put down the money until I knew I had a job and was coming back, SIGH. Anyway, I’ll be leaving here on the 13th of Dec. and I will fly back on the 15th of Jan. I decided to go with Qatar airways instead of Emirates even though they ended up being slightly more expensive. I’ll fly straight from Doha to DC. This allows me to avoid the hell that is JFK. If I flew into JFK, I would have to pick up my bags and recheck them and that has always been a circus. Plus, in order to recheck my bags, I had to go to another terminal which is a royal pain. The total time is about the same because I have a longer layover in Doha, but there is less airport weirdness…. Now I just have to remember to book my flight in July early to get a good price….

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teaching

I start on saturday

I’ll have a basic and an advanced class to start out. It turns out that I will be paid by the class, not by the hour. So I’ll essentially get paid $7.50 an hour instead of the $10 I thought Iwas going to get. It’s not really a problem, I don’t know where else I can get paid like that around here. I may teach 3 classes a day instead of the two that I have now when I get back. Right now, I’ll be working from 3 to 6 every day. If I add a class I’ll work from 3 to 7:30 every day. That should give me plenty of money to do what I need to and give me enough time to still do my Arabic. It’ll be nice to have a real schedule, and it’ll be nice to be making money again…

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Music

A music challange

OK, since several students have asked me about listening to music, I wondered if I could put together a series of songs that I could use. Songs can be a great way to be introduced to common phrases that do not make literal sense. They can also be helpful in introducing cultural differences, especially when it comes to gender roles. So I went through my collection on my computer looking for decent songs. Here’s the trick, not only to they have to be easy enough to understand, they couldn’t have any swearing or explicit content. Ok, that eliminates a lot of my collection right of the bat… Then there is the problem of dealing with haramm things, this means that there can’t be:

1) Any references to sex at all, explicit or no. If it was obscure enough that even the teachers wouldn’t understand it might be ok…
2) Any references to drug use. If a song was only about the negative consequences it might be ok…
3) Any references to dating or being in a serious relationship outside of marriage.
4) Any bad things said about God or religion.
5) Any overt mentioning of Jesus as God or a savior. This means pretty much any reference to Jesus…

I skimmed through all 15,768 songs on my hard drive and I came up with a list 18 songs long. Here it is:

A Matter of Trust by Billy Joel
Act Naturally by the Beatles
I’ve Just Seen a Face by the Beatles
Yesterday by the Beatles
Stand by your Man by Tammy Wynette
Mr. Pitiful by Otis Redding
We’re not Going to Take it by Twisted Sister
She’s Always a Woman to Me by Billy Joel
Sparrow by Simon and Garfunkel
Three Little Birds by Bob Marley
Thought I knew you by Matthew Sweet
Message in a Bottle by the Police
It’s not for me to Understand by Willie Nelson
Crazy and I Fall to Pieces by Patsy Cline
Spirits in the Material World by the Police
America the Beautiful/This Land is your Land by the Limelighters
Irish Blood, English Heart by Morrissy

I thought about adding “Sound of Da Police” by KRS one, but I thought that he might be a little tough for them to understand. I’m sure that I’ve forgotten a bunch of songs, but it is actually more difficult than you might think to find songs like this. Inevitably, when I found a song without swearing, it was too “opaque” for nonnative speakers. I can rationalize the love/ex-love songs with the idea that it was occuring inside of a marriage. Marriage problems are certainly a common enough thing here for them to identify with them. Similarly, songs about loneliness, longing, and regret are fair game as long as there aren’t any sexual overtones to them. Does anyone out there have any other suggestions?

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Today’s oddities

The first class I sat in today did some drills with activities. Among them there were jogging, yoga, dancing, volleyball, and going to see a play. Some of them knew what jogging was, and they all had their own Yemeni version of dancing in mind (which was not pictured in their books), but none of them, including the teacher had any idea about the others. I’ll give the teacher credit, he knew that one “does” yoga instead of playing or practicing it… They then started to talk about an imaginary “International restaurant” and the various types of foods that it offers. The book mentioned Italian, Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican, and even Puerto Rican(!) but once again, none of them really knew what was involved with any of them. The books that they use seem to be noticeably more worldly than the typical Yemeni…

The second class was a little more advanced and was taught by a Russian woman in full nikab. She had an odd accent that was a combo of Russian and Yemeni, but she was completely understandable. They read along with a tape of a ridiculous, by Yemeni standards, conversation of a guy running into a woman on rollarblades and striking up a conversation. That tape was interesting in the fact that they were exposing the students to different accents. They got an Argentinean and an Indian on the tape. It’s good to give them an idea that there are many different accents and they’re all acceptable, there’s no “right” one.

I had another conversation about slang today. A couple of guys stopped me after class and asked about learning slang from me. After I established that they had been listening to hip hop, I cautioned them on the dangers of using slang outside of the culture that creates it. I also told them that it was very easy to accidently offend someone if they didn’t really understand the language well. One of the guys responded, “Yeah, so I guess we shouldn’t use nigger talk…” OK, see, that’s a great example of a problem. I was a little offended, but imagine if he told a black guy that? We do have a black teacher from Canada, I’m glad they asked me that and not him….

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About swearing

In the last post, I mentioned some words that, “…only experienced English speakers should use.” I am of the firm belief that every word has its purpose and time to be used. Yes, every word. If you want to express what the word “Fuck” expresses, nothing else will really do, or at least have exactly the same impact. The same goes for all “swear” words. Yes, many of them are incredibly rude, violent, or just disgusting, but if that is what needs to be expressed, those are the words to use. People that don’t have a good grip on the language, or really understand the effect it can have on people tend to misuse and overuse the “bad” words. Every Italian I have met loves to use the word “fuck” all the time. Granted, I’ve met plenty of Americans that do too, but there are various cultural reasons why. The nonnative speakers seem to use it frequently because of its occurrence in movies and music. I think that if I ever have a kid, I will have a strict no swearing policy until they either leave the house or I feel that they really understand the power and impact of language.

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Sat in on some classes today

The principle wanted me to sit in on some classes before I started. I got in two today and I’ll do two tomorrow as well. The first one was one of their advanced classes. They were doing pretty well discussing differences between emigration and immigration, dealing with adverbial phrases, etc. The teacher spoke very quickly, I was amazed that they followed him at all. I only heard one outright mistake from him, he referred to a man “being stolen” when he meant that the man was robbed. I decided not to interrupt and correct. No reason to get on the bad side of the teachers on my first day.

My second class was one of the beginning classes. They were actually further along than I imagined they’d be. They were reading out of the book and answering questions. They were also dealing with more complex ideas than I thought they would. They talked about being fired from a job, and they seemed to handle verbs like “to be” and “go” pretty well. I got a laugh out of some of the sentences they were reading out of the book. One woman read “If it is hot today, I will wear a tee shirt,” and another read, “If the weather is nice, I will go to the beach.” Honey, you ain’t going to do either of these things in this country… I also had to laugh when they were reading about superstitions. They learned that it is lucky to find a four leafed clover. I’m not convinced that they (including the teacher) had any idea what clover was, let alone knew what it looked like, 4 leafed or no. I mentioned the tradition of the bride throwing the bouquet. All the girls giggled since I knew about a girls tradition at a wedding. The wedding parties here are strictly segregagted. I managed to catch myself before I mentioned the garter…

I asked the students if they had any questions for me and several had questions about how to study. I told them the best thing to do was to read as much as possible and to practice speaking whenever they could. One guy asked if watching movies was a good way to learn English. I hesitated… Movies can be a good way to hear conversations, but God only knows what they’ll learn. I also wondered what they’d learn about the US watching those things. Then one of them asked about listening to music to learn English. I pretty much told them flat out not to do it. Most of the western music I have heard here has been the likes of 50 cent, P. Diddy, and others in that same vein. Not only are they using “nonstandard” English, there are plenty of words that only an experienced English speaker should be using…. I warned them about using any words they hear in songs, it would be a shame to accidently insult someone or to actually use haraam language…

That class also showed me the real reason I needed to be there, the teacher had the oddest accent. He kept referring to them as “My students,” but he managed to put an “R” into both words. I can’t begin to transliterate, it took me a while to understand what he was saying. He also put an “R” into the word “Good.” The first teacher also had some difficulty pronouncing some words so that I could understand him. I think that both had some sort of version of an Indian accent, but with a heavy Yemeni inflection. I’ll see a couple more teachers tomorrow. I think that there are some with decent accents, the guy that steered me towards this institute has a definite Yemeni accent, but it is not very heavy and no native speaker would have any difficulty understanding him. The principle also has a great accent, somewhere between an English and an American one. We’ll see what tomorrow brings…

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